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Monday, December 04, 2006

Christmas in the Staffroom. Felize Fucking Navidad


The staffroom at lunchtime.

Why? Ok so the line of people at the urn waiting for the Plain Pack instant coffee stretches across the front of the kitchen. The tea lady, who si9multaneously calls people darling, and tells them off for leaving a cup in the wrong p[lace greets her favourites. I don’t think I am one of them.
I notice the professor is doing the lean in on her prey… the poor dude. I think he made the mistake of ‘going there’ and now – because she derives all her self esteem through the attention of men (any men) she sits with them and simpers all over them. Gross. Are men stupid? Or are they just oblivious to it all?
The crazy colleague has (once again ) appointed herself “Keeper of the Tree and Anything Christmas:. What this means is that she will spend the next week stressing and yelling at people about the decorations, moaning about doing it, and finishing it (in her defence she does a good job of it, it looks superb) ONE DAY before the term finishes. At the moment she is extolling the virtues of tree decoration. It is, apparently, and art form.
As she rants on about this and that, and mutters frantically to herself, I notice that Madman is having another bad day. When Madman is having a good day, he is quite funny, and engaging. But when he has a bad day its best to step OUT of his way, lest you are hit with a flying object, as he searches out a hit of diazepam.
Satan Lady manages to float around like a weird sort of spectre – floating with an ass that size is a talent. She never seems to do anything other than float by, watching. What you are doing… who you are talking about… what you are wearing. She seems to get paid to watch… I am yet to see any evidence of any other productivity from the old cow.
Over in the Support Staff corner they are gossiping, possibly about me… or perhaps about someone else who has displeased them. The thing with them is that they are so small minded, that they cant actually formulate PROPER slander. Its all ‘look at her’ stuff. You know… 12 year old bitching. A couple of them are so large in the bottom that they are using 2 chairs. Well, one and a half really… but half a chair is no good for the rest of us!
The CommEd lady used to be really nice. But now she has developed an over inflated sense of self-importance. That’s the funny thing about people whos role is of minimal importance. They seem to have to inflate it in their own head so they feel worthy.
But they aren’t.

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